Bartenders
The Weirdest Tavern in Eorzea
Elhaym Stormraver
Bartender/Faerie Queen
The woman who can do anything...except get out of bed in the morning. Elhaym insists that a few years ago, she couldn’t even read – now she writes scholarly articles about why academia is a lie and fairy dust makes for a great drink mixer.Who knew she could bartend? Apparently, Lily knew, and now she’s here. What would you like to drink? Did you know that you’re just a figment of her imagination? She’ll try better next time, really. Seriously, would you please order your drink, before she goes and cries in the shower fully clothed? Also, WHY AREN’T YOU IN BED DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE IT IS?
Takehaya Ichikawa
Bartender/Certified Reflex Tester
Once upon a time, he laughed off the idea of coffee from the sky, or talking books, or tiger cubs that could bartend when he wasn't looking.After spending time with a friend that was heavily invested in the spiritual side of things (and a nine-tailed fox) and working at the Eventide, he started to accept that perhaps maybe coffee could come from holes in a ceiling. Or perhaps maybe books really could talk. Maybe even that reflexes had to be tested in a duel. Frequently. But he would never believe that tiger cubs could bartend.